She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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