Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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