im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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