dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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