I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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