You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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