p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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