so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
