a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
