butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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