I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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