She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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