I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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