and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Enjoy the penises
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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