I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
well you can't waste a boner
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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