oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I cut my penus on the lid.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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