so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I think my moral compass just broke
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