JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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