Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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