There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Randomize
