I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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