can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
