yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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