you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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