So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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