Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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