You just made me feel so damn special
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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