I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Threesome in a minivan. New low
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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