Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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