He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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