But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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