i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
where does the pee come out of this thing
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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