I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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