I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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