Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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