I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You can't just leave with hair like that
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I would fuck him just for his dog
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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