It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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