Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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