if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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