Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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