he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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