why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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