I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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