Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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