Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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