...so i touched it.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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