when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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