This is not my ceiling
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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