He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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