So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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