I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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