pedialite and red bull = repair kit
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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