their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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