i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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