and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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